A group of 1st, 2nd and 3rd graders, accompanied by two female
teachers, went on a field trip to the local racetrack (Scottsville) to
learn about thoroughbred horses.
When it was time to take the children to the bathroom it was decided
that the girls would go with one teacher and the boys would go with
the other.
The teacher assigned to the boys was waiting outside the men's room
when one of the boys came out and told her that none of them could
reach the urinal.
Having no choice, she went inside, helped the boys with their pants,
and began hoisting the little boys up one by one, holding on to
their "wee-wees" to direct the flow away from their clothes.
As she lifted one, she couldn't help but notice that he was unusually
well-endowed. Trying not to show that she was staring, the teacher
said, "You must be in the 4th grade."
"No, ma'am," he replied. "I'm the jockey riding Silver Arrow in the
seventh race, but I appreciate your help.
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